Police say a group of Connecticut teenagers misunderstood a woman’s screams during sex and stopped what they thought was an assault by beating the woman’s companion.
A girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.
On June 6, police say the 16-year-old girl, who lives in the Torrington home, heard the 34-year-old woman’s screams and thought she was being attacked.
The girl rounded up four friends. Police say they went into the bedroom and beat the woman’s 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him. He was treated at a hospital and released.
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Foster, meet Reed, who talked to his friend who valets bikes at Prospect Park shows (?!) and got this nugget:
me: on a scale of 1 to 10, what was your contempt level?
Larry: 10 being highest
me: yes
Larry: i stayed close to 4 most of the time, had moments of 7. this interaction happened: i don’t really know how to describe it well online. a dude with no shirt, whose shirt is tied around his neck, holding a tin cup that hobos have or something, came to get his bike. he noted the beer i was drinking and asked for some in his hobo cup. i poured the rest of the beer in his cup. he was overcome with joy that i would give him the rest of my beer.
me: “hobo cup”
Larry: haha yes i would describe the MGMT aesthetic as urban hobo hippy
me: once a dude is asking for beer out of your cup, he needs it more than you do
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Anyway I’m pretty sure the whole thing is fake.
Yes, it is. If your mother says the Black Keys are gay…
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I’m being nothing but critical today. Where is the love I need to see me through?
(maybe.)
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Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - “Easy Lover”
The beginning of the second verse may be one of my favorite moments in pop music.
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despite the noth-factor, i kinda actually want to watch this. i can already tell that it will either be infuriating (because of cheeze or legal-world inaccuracies) or totally awesome.
DESPITE??
actually my “despite” in this cast would be the kid who played logan on gilmore girls. do not like.
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Guys? This is a parody site. Another headline:
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