February 2008
oh great
no sooner do i hit ‘post’ on that than johan santana gives up a three-run home run. uh…
Feb 29th
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the biggest :) ever
i am watching baseball. (what, there’s music in the background.)
Feb 29th
Feb 28th
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quoted for truth (and lots of jealousy over that...
kfan: Honestly, if I never heard about how much you like Helvetica again. Internet, how come you just never shut up about some things. Maybe there is a Firefox extension that allows you to blacklist certain words and phrases. Goodbye, bacon as fetish! Goodbye, how good The Wire is! Goodbye *hacks! By closing you out, I hope to create space for other, newer thoughts and ideas to enter and develop....
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
the new model
i love old-media types who call out “cut-and-paste journalism” when they “catch” people who happen to be cutting and pasting things that aren’t official press releases that they happen to agree with—but who then immediately turn around and engage in it themselves on their blogs, complete with laziness about the actual research they supposedly long for. ...
Feb 27th
for the dense.
it’s a stupid deal because warner music group is a RECORD COMPANY THAT SOMETIMES MAKES MONEY FROM BANDS GOING OUT ON TOUR, not a company that makes money from myspace ‘impressions’ and google blog search hits. has perez hilton shown that he can get people to buy records? no. is this deal going to represent a change in wmg’s fundamental business structure? no. ergo, it is a...
Feb 26th
yesterday i found diablo cody’s blog, and it is EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT INTERNET WRITING: too many jokes, too much cultural-reference posturing, too much everything. i know, i know, i shouldn’t be surprised by this, but really, is this what “good writing” has become: a bunch of overcaffeinated, smug idiots in need of editors and a crash course in how to write actual characters...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
it's an honor to be nominated (but david wright is...
nickguidodenton:[Maura Johnston] Is going to run the Gawker fantasy baseball league and I can hardly wait. Count me in for anything that includes fantasies and balls! I want that David Wright bloke on my team. He’s dreamy!
Feb 25th
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“One of the occupational hazards of sifting through a massive number of news...”
– Alex Balk. (Tell me about it.)
Feb 21st
my first thought upon reading the below: 'i can't...
from idolator’s comment section: “In the last episode of Flavor of Love (yeh yeh, i watch it… don’t judge), one of the skanks gave Flav some sort of tacky bauble engraved with the phrase “It takes a nation of millions to hold us back.” She had co-opted it as a romantic message.” 
Feb 21st
Listenwhiskeyandgoatsmilk: erica freas- moonshiner. this...
Feb 18th
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tonight, at food world, the cashier was singing along to lite-fm’s play of ‘tattoo,’ although she was making up her own countermelody for jordin sparks’ way-too-straight vocal line. it sounded pretty good, though! definitely something i’d download.
Feb 18th
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harvell:“a lawsuit over missing pants becomes a murder case”…fuck it, i’m not even typing the rest of it out. time warner’s summary only had ‘dry cleaning.’ but come on, none of us figured that the case would also involve antifreeze-laced toothpaste!  
Feb 17th
maybe i should just reserve this site for snippets...
How would you like 2 Million Sites linking to your ad ? Weblog or blog population is exploding around the world, resembling the growth of e-mail users in the 1990s. Post your ads where people read them! - What if you could place your ad on all these sites ? Right, that would mean you would have millions of sites linking to your ad. For Full Details Please read the attached .html file
Feb 15th
Florent on the market →
:(
Feb 15th
a note to roger clemens
“recollect” is not a verb. also: ha ha. 
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
open letter to john fluevog.
please bring back the plain jane. it was the best shoe ever. xx 
Feb 12th
there is something very satisfying about cleaning off windowsills, even when it’s only 40 degrees out.
Feb 9th
Feb 6th
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dear lord, i had a dream in which my ultimate goal was posting a link to del.icio.us. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
Feb 5th
spam gets chatty
from maura.com’s akismet filter:   Bibingiob Alexf | [fake e-mail address deleted] | [handbag-touting url deleted] | IP: 220.178.98.59 Not much on my mind lately, but pfft. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days. Eh. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning.
Feb 3rd
Listenkfan:Lois Maffeo please please please come back,...
Feb 2nd
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