October 2009
Ted Casablancas confuses a "How I Met Your Mother"... →
This is about Jason Segel. AND IS TOTALLY “THE NAKED GUY.”
Oh my God… do you think that episode was based on actual events??
Good to know Jennifer Lopez still wants to be THE... →
Gossip Cop, once again, rips off my steez. →
Always the innovator, that guy.
Cole Ortiz (Freddie Prinze Jr.), a former Marine who wants to follow in Jack...
– WHAT?
alexanderbasek:
“(And I’d always wondered what it would look like if stylish music videos were set to classic poetry. Now I know. I eagerly anticipate the MTV poem-video awards.”
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Slate on Levi’s commercials/ninth grade English classes
Somebody find Maggie Estep and we can have MTV Unplugged: Spoken Word II!
(Sorry, I had to cut the Kanye joke. And I would have if I was...
Everybody on the Internet owes "Weird Al" a happy... →
Dude set the table for a lot. I’m just saying!
"Plus, she says, awkward situations, such a... →
benjamin bratt returning to 'law & order'!!!! ok... →
Bratt, who vacated the mothership a decade ago, will shoot his one-episode comeback next month. I’m told the actor will figure heavily in a story involving S. Epatha Merkerson’s Van Buren.
(hey michael ausiello, her first name’s ANITA. if i was still copyediting you i’d have fixed that.)
Jeff Dunham is an afterthought compared to the dangerous legitimacy that the...
– The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World - Hate-Watching - Videogum (via perpetua)
My favorite quote from the linked piece. But it’s all great.
Between this and “Secret Girlfriend”… well, I know Idiocracy jokes are a bit cliched at this point, but once...
Rohin's first piece for Idolator! →
ninety9:
Oh, and hey, it looks like Gawker really is written by homeless people on the night shift now.
BUT CAN THEY USE COMMAS
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confidential to rendit:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 tonight
31 Rarely Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos : COED... →
whatevernevermind:
The videos are amazing to watch.
I would watch these, but there’s something that really squicks me out about giving Nirvana-related pageviews to a site with features like “That’s A Serious Butt” and “Hair Bra Side Boob.” YMMV, of course!
Related.
Junket-roversy
You should read Alex’s whole post, because it talks about how most peoples’ hands aren’t clean when it comes to taking freebies, despite codes of ethics proclaiming lily-whiteness. But I really think his kicker is important (fear of class and journalism talk!)
alexanderbasek:
This is all my way of saying, leave Mike Albo alone, let him take his free trip. If you don’t want...
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH GLEE
– Well, I guess they had to find a backup plan when the “New Moon” soundtrack only debuted at No. 2…
GOSSIP COP: HEIDI NO SEEK MONEY FOR BIRTHDAY PARTY →
anthonyisright:
Gossip Cop is fucking ridiculous. “(Gossip mill) says (famous person) did something embarrassing! Well, we asked (famous person’s) PR person and they said it’s not true! SO THERE, YOU LYING LIAR! SCORE ONE FOR GOSSIP COP!” Even better is when they credit an anonymous source for debunking an anonymous source. Obviously I wouldn’t give a shit if not for my rumor-mongering job, but...
To all our customers that have supported us for the last three years thank you...
– A now-shuttered Pennsylvania espresso bar is not too happy about the reasons for its demise.
If you want a blogging job where you can talk... →
The five “Charmin Embassadors” will work in the Charmin Restrooms in Times Square from Nov. 23 to Dec. 31. Job requirements include interacting with hundreds of thousands of bathroom guests, maintaining their own blogs and content on Charmin-branded Web sites and popular social media sites, and sharing family-friendly video from the restroom space and surrounding areas.
The campaign? Is called...
Fun Times! On Twitter! (I Know!) →
So a restaurant in Chicago has opened… called Pitchfork. Yes, really. I decided to have a little fun with this, because within 10 seconds of hearing this news I knew that the jokes were going to come fast and furious. So! Anyone who sends an @-reply to Idolator with their best Pitchfork Restaurant-related joke is entered in a CONTEST. The five best 140-character-ers (as determined by me and...
Stuff White People (Who Aren't Ashamed To Refer To... →
After being chartered to Sandals Resort down the road, we were put on boats and taken across the water to a private island called Sandals Cay - otherwise known as the real Kokomo.
I have to get this out.
All the new Gawker people who aren’t Foster NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE COMMAS. JESUS CHRIST.
i give it six months until they get back together...
With the Yankees back in the ALCS, just like old times, the buildup to tonight’s Game 1 will include a nostalgic media touch: a mini-reunion of “Mike and the Mad Dog” on WFAN.
Just after 1 p.m., Chris Russo is scheduled to visit Mike Francesa’s “Mike’d Up,” Russo’s first appearance on his old station in the 14 months since he and...
Things That Are Not News, Today's RSS Edition
• “This political party is advertising on this way overhyped streaming-music service!”
aw, jeremy sisto got married, like, tuesday. →
great now my catholic guilt over ogling his bazaar spread is kicking in
My Sandwich-Making Fees
spiers:
If I actually charged people for that stuff, I’m not sure I could sleep at night.
No. You are right. And ethical! I just bristle when I see people who aren’t qualified (cough) loftily throwing around dumb titles… and other people who are less in the know falling for it.
Joe Dolce is now a “social media consultant”??? OK, I seriously need to rebrand myself.
up up and away
this poor kid.
“do you know that it’s a hot-air balloon, and not a helium mylar balloon?”
Guess I've Arrived
A certain Technicolor-haired Internet scourge has blocked me on Twitter, despite me a) not following him and b) never @-ing him in my life. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT A LITTLE HURT BY THE TRUTH BEING THROWN DOWN ON HIM IN THE GUARDIAN
ETA: Oh yeah I @-ed him once in the wake of the will.i.am disaster, forgot. Haha.
Pretty Sure I Just Figured Out The Day...
Why, it’ll be the day when it’s announced that there will be no more Twilight installments, of course. Because WHAT WILL THEY SUCK OFF THEN???
(ps: lol @ this being “breaking” news… oh, entertainment-industrial complex, your cavalier approach to words constantly wounds me)
Dear Google: Perhaps You Should Amend "Don't Be... →
“Got the wrong Bob?” is for those times you send a group mail that includes the wrong person. If you have multiple friends named “Adam” or “Dan” or “Chris” for instance, you might sometimes select or send the e-mail to the wrong person.
“Got the wrong Bob?” looks at the people you frequently e-mail and points out irregularities — like if you have an e-mail that is normally sent to a group...
"A male series regular on a one-hour drama — a... →
Given the classy way that NBC has been acting lately, I am very worried that this is about
Sam Waterston;
Jeremy Sisto (noooo); or
Chris Meloni.
SOMEONE REASSURE ME
Conde Nast had dating sites in the 90s but shut... →
(via peterfeld)
Yeah, what happened to Swoon anyway? Its personals database, I mean.
Did I miss the outrage
Over the Ralph-Lauren-like nipped-in waist given to Cake Topper Pam Beesly in the promos for last night’s Office nuptials? Especially since she’s, y’know, supposed to be a few months pregnant? GAH HOLLYWOOD
Fluffernutters. →
Instead of sitting tight while Criminal Intent writers transition Jeff Goldblum’s ivory-tickling, ethnic food loving, matinee-catching detective (and whichever actor they recast as his straight partner) as the program’s top bananas, Goren/Eames fans are banding together. On October 16, USA Networks will be deluged with jars of marshmallow filling, the same Fluff fans allege they will be watching...
NBC can't even pick the ugly-ass fonts it uses in... →