April 2009
“I don’t care what you say about me or anything cause in the end, everybody...”
– VICKI.
That last sentence took my breath away.
also omg her twitter
hey antville poster, thanks for posting the... →
recorded 20 years ago. sigh.
i wonder what it must be like to write spencer... →
Spencer e-mailed back adding four new people to the cc list (I’ve edited for spelling because he was responding on Blackberry): “Team, what’s my brilliant response about the American public wanting me to stay in the jungle being tortured by NBC producers with eating live creatures and having to sleep on the jungle floor for as long as possible in one quick soundbyte for the...
7,419 words.
That’s all I have to say about that.
(OK, one more thing. Bringing in Megan Meier? Really??)
spammers are getting hostile in tough times
subject line just now: “Goddammit, will you answer?”
punchline: the pitch was for anti-axiety meds
one of these things.
The first 7,500 fans will receive a Jack Morris Replica Jersey T-Shirt, courtesy of Belle Tire, in honor of Morris’ 1984 no-hitter. Other giveaways during the game include Cabbage Patch Dolls, autographed Def Leppard CDs, and concert tickets for upcoming Leonard Cohen and Pat Benatar concerts. The festivities begin at 5:30 p.m. with “The Delivery,” an ’80s cover band...
oh my god
there are pipes being drilled directly beneath me. teeth… hurt… gnash. looks like it’s time for lunch!
“They did it anyway. Allen and Giraud, fine as both were, turned their standards...”
– Not a real rat in the entire Idol pack
That’s what old people like about Gokey? I hope I don’t live to be over 30 just so I can avoid this kind of crap.
(via thisisareallybadidea)
As someone over 30, trust me, it doesn’t work on everyone.
I don’t understand why in a week when Taylor...
temptation is a part of life.
“On Wednesday, April 29th from 11am-2pm, Domino’s Pizza is giving away free Bread Bowl Pasta orders for pickup.”
i dare any/all of you.
Premium Tickets At Yankee Stadium Now More... →
wow
thank you, cnn anchor, for saying that the republican toadie who just claimed that ‘the biggest tent of all is freedom’ was SPEAKING NONSENSE.
(i’m just watching for the truck chase, to be honest)
more on the awesomeness of "the golden girls"
the marathon-closing episode: special guest leslie nielsen, written by mitchell hurwitz.
OH MY GOD
JERRY ORBACH IS ON THIS EPISODE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS
AND HIS CHARACTER IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH DOROTHY
RIP X 10000000000
hey guys
there’s a marathon of ‘the golden girls’ on from now until midnight
it’s on We, one of those obnoxious ‘women’s channels,’ but yeah
the five most popular bands on facebook's 'old...
alice in chains* (2,408)
mother love bone* (1,968)
green river (1,578)
soundgarden (1,317)
nirvana (1,111)
other bands of note:
malfunkshun (1,099)
7 year bitch* (1,095)
mad season* (1,036)
mudhoney (625)
flop* (409)
tad (366)
pearl jam (345)
fastbacks (283)
* = bands i have sent/received
“I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think...”
–
Mr. Mom (1983) - Memorable quotes
Oh God, he fed the baby chili! God, I might need to Netflix Mr. Mom. Pre-“Jack Frost” Michael Keaton is sort of amazing.
You and me both! Also, “The Paper” is really really good (if a bit tear-inducing in the current era). And “Jackie...
The world needs more Michael Keaton. →
“Irv, I was never even in aisle 7!”
did anyone make the dumb 'portfolded-o' joke yet? →
i guess we still have tomorrow’s post to look forward to.
everything today is funny. EVERYTHING.
so tell me a joke!
so how did that perez hilton book sell, anyway?
the correct answer is 'all of them, but especially...
a poll on usa’s criminal intent site right now:
Which of these real life figures would you like to see [Criminal Intent detective Robert] Goren interrogate? Roger Clemens
O.J. Simpson
Barack Obama
Scott Peterson
George W. Bush
Paris Hilton
Oprah Winfrey
who knows what this even means at this point
but it’s kinda awesome that ida maria is on amtv right now
"Speaking of awesome, I finally got Uber running... →
yesssssss. early oughts represent.
internetrockstar:
I updated the XOXCO homepage again. The biggest change is the addition of 4 big icons that link to my lastest projects. I wanted to make sure the cool shit I build doesn’t scroll off the blog before people get a chance to fully appreciate how awesome I am.
my kinda lady →
“Miranda has been plagued by a knee injury since the start of the Kenny Chesney tour but, with the help of neosporin and Bacardi, she’s almost 100%!”
A Moment Of Gratitude (With An Assist From Big... →
(via idolator)
:”(
Depressing Twitter Searches (One In A Series) →
i'm pretty sure one of the 'daisy of love'... →
“Sorry for the lack of updates today but since I am a full-time college student,...”
– Despite (or maybe because of?) Vicki’s denials, posts like this make me wonder if Music Is The Heart Of Our Soul is a performance-art statement on the incoherent nature of “pop music” in the current moment.
See also.
geocities is shutting down later this year. →
i was thinking about that site’s ‘neighborhoods’ the other day…
spam subject lines of note, 23 apr 09
Time To Step Up Your Blogging
Don’t Be A Twit
Get ‘Em To Gawk
this... this is madness
i feel like paula took over this episode of ‘idol’ and made it extra bizarro.
white whine dept.
i really really am tired of blogs that use the royal ‘we,’ especially when individual posts are bylined. (specifically: new york, i love you(r blogs), but your online style guide is bringing me down.)
all the google results for 'morton the... →
not that this bit of linkage will really rectify that situation — especially since i apparently spelled ‘venereologist’ wrong — but man, was flop an underheralded band or what.
books i want to read: 'distracted' by maggie... →
Distracted is a gripping exposé of this hyper-mobile, cyber-centric, attention-deficient life. Day by day, we are eroding our capacity for deep attention— the building block of intimacy, wisdom and cultural progress. The implications for a healthy society are stark.
i hope i can finish it! (lol)
(ht pat kiernan, swoon)
Sobering thought.
dyfl:
There are two new albums out today that I’d like to go buy, but so many record stores have closed in the last few months that I don’t honestly know if there’s one that I can comfortably get to and get back from on my lunch break. AND I WORK IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN.
It wasn’t supposed to come to this, was it?
No.
Related: Best Buy? (Sorry, sorry.)
The Awl
alexbalk:
Yeah, so there’s this thing. Have a look.
Yay!
