August 2009
Man
Thanks to imagining this John Larroquette Tweet being spoken in Horny Dan Fielding Voice, I am now wishing Night Court was on Hulu.
INTERNET.
Jenna Bush, NBC Correspondent.
And the “how about we hire celebrities who maybe can afford to get paid less”-ization of Journalism, The Profession continues.
(Cue Billy Bush saying “It’s gross.”)
- Eric: you should rename Idolator "haha_sigh.org"
Dept. Of Disconnects
This fucking guy follows up a post crowing over Creed’s low ticket sales with one about how awesome the new Scissor Sisters record is going to be. (No links. He doesn’t need them.) Dude, make up your mind — do you care about sales, or don’t you? Because it’s not like the Scissor Sisters are really setting SoundScan on fire. Not to mention that you’re basically setting yourself up for a lot of Hiltonfreude when Sliimy’s album inevitably tanks. And I’m not defending Creed. Just looking for, y’know, coherency!
Publicly Available Statistic Finally Gets Noticed By The Press →
breitbart.com
I guess reporters aren’t so into nosing around the BLS site.
Subject: "Nice To Meet You"
Hello
How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i
don’t know who you are, My Name is Miss Mauren colman, i am just
broswing now i just saw your Email it seams like some thing touches me
all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have
never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will
also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email. so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am..
I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
miss Mauren
Nice sentiment at the end there (I think?), but what happened to a subject line that made sense in the context of the body text?
“Stapp later told the Orlando Sentinel that he hadn’t passed out; he’d made “a symbolic, personal gesture” by dropping to the floor and playing unconscious. “It was a symbol that I didn’t think anybody had my back at the time. Some people get it. Some people don’t.”
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS???
Oh, and:
“(He has since admitted he did have a substance abuse problem at the time.)”
"Top Chef" and "Hell's Kitchen" both had dice games this week. →
bravotv.com
The high-vs.-low difference between the shows was reflected in “HK“‘s use of 12-sided die.
The Bruni list.
The ones I’ve been to are in bold.
Accademia di Vino
Al di Là
Bar Boulud
Bar Centrale
BLT Prime
Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar & Grill
Buddakan (been to the one in Philly but I guess that doesn’t count)
Cafe Cluny
Cafe Luxembourg
Casa Mono
‘Cesca
Cookshop
Craft
Daniel
DBGB Kitchen & Bar
Degustation
Dressler
Eleven Madison Park
15 East
Esca
Five Points
Franny’s
Harry’s Cafe & Steak
Hundred Acres
Insieme
James
Keens Steakhouse
Locanda Verde
Lupa Osteria Romana
Marea Restaurant
Masa
Minetta Tavern Restaurant
The Modern
Momofuku Noodle Bar
Momofuku Ssam Bar
Monkey Bar
Motorino
Nougatine
The Odeon
Peasant
Perbacco
Perry Street
Peter Luger Steakhouse
Porter House New York
Prune
Public
Pylos
Shake Shack
Soto
Spotted Pig
Sushi Yasuda
Szechuan Gourmet
Trestle on Tenth
Union Square Cafe
Vinegar Hill House
(thingsiate / fek / peterwknox / lizlemon / lrusso)
Number Of Times Today That I've Thought It Was Thursday (So Far)
4.
