April 2010
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today in ill-advised public appearances. →
The Best New Thing You Haven't Heard Of This Week:... →
It’s time for another chat about The State Of Music with Seth Colter Walls! We cover a fair amount of ground here, I think.
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tonight's 'idol' recap. →
so many confusing things happened on that stage!
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Listicle Without Commentary: The Seven Terms Of...
1. Sweetheart
2. Sweetie
3. Honey
4. Sweetie
5. Honey
6. Honey
7. Baby
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#rejectedidolthemeweeks →
Or, What I Did During The Downtime.
Listicle Without Commentary: Nine Products Named... →
Can we start replacing the insult “clown shoes” with “blog shoes,” please? Thanks.
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“Maura…you are obviously a whack job! Bowersox #1..please, seek counseling… Maybe...”
– Thinking about giving this dude access to my cyclespage.com account.
"How do you know that a performer has become The... →
tonight’s ‘idol’ recap.
things i was not expecting to announce this...
if you’re near a tv and in the nyc area and awake tomorrow morning at 7:45 and you turn on channel 5, you’ll see my smiling, ‘american idol’-pontificating face. i’ll try to say something that will get me on ‘the soup.’
just fyi, 'certified double platinum' means two... →
hate the fuzzy math of ‘gold’ and ‘platinum’ certifications. that scott stapp solo record shipped platinum, too. and it shipped back gold.
also, thisisareallybadidea is otm in her diagnosis of what’s ailing idol. the talent this season sucks.
also i think glee is tiresome, but not nearly as tiresome as Internet Glee Triumphalism. bleh!
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"(she’s now engaged again and joked about doing... →
rkb on the woman who wrote How To Get Divorced By 30: My Misguided Attempt At A Starter Marriage, which is coming to a bookstore near you soon.
I’d guess that said statement was maybe 25% joke? Franchising is, after all, important.
This recently leaked Britney Spears song is way... →
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The Internet: It's Pretty Much As Mean As All Of... →
I haven’t been hiding from you. I’ve just been at The Awl.
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"I mean, I know ‘American Idol’ is as its core... →
Tonight’s Idol recap. The episode kind of made me a little bit peevish.
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shoot, maybe i should use one of the free airline... →
It’s the only movie that will make you laugh until your skull falls off, and YOU will see it with its star “Weird Al” Yankovic IN PERSON at the beautiful historic Paramount Theatre!
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“I ran into an old friend I hadn’t seen in at more than a year the other night,...”
– Jami.
brrrrrinnnnnng
Since about 10:30 this morning, a bell somewhere to the north of my building (but on my block) (I think) (it’s close enough to me where I can hear it pretty clearly) has been going off. It sounds like a change-classes signal that a school might have, or a fire alarm — it rings for about 30-40 seconds, and starts again every half hour or so.
What could it be? I kind of don’t want...
"WHO SHOULD GO HOME: Everyone else! Well, no. (But... →
Tonight’s ‘American Idol’ recap. Tomorrow will feature HOT TELETHON ACTION (and special guests Jeff Rosenthal and Sean Fennessey and Bryan Horowitz and maybe Foster? maybe, ahem)
so you want to watch the new episode of Party... →
Yay!
bthny / notjenny
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i just got spammed with an offer for glowsticks
the ’90s really are back, y’all
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"The comedian George Lopez has started an online... →
Hey Times copy desk! Sanjaya does have a last name, you know! Sheesh.
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Autoclave, “Dr. Seuss,” 1991.
This blog is...
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A brief note to sleep.
I love you.
xoxoxoxoxox
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it's all about song choice
how has no one done ‘what a fool believes’ on american idol yet?
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“Paying someone like Gotti, Kardashian or Snooki four or five figures to step...”
– First they came for MTV, then they came for mid-sized clubs with overpriced drinks…
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Ain't nothin' but a hearrrrrt-aaache
I am going to talk teen idols on WNYC on Monday… WITH A BACKSTREET BOY. (Howie.) !!
