“Bob Pittman, who helped develop popular email lists like Daily Candy and Thrillist, will Launch PureWow today, an email list for women over 35. It’s going to be quick, actionable info for the cougar on the go.” —OH GOD FUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUUU
- maura johnston: jesus, gaga is already selling tickets for shows in april
- Nick Minichino: Who does she think she is? Pavement? The Dismemberment Plan?
Overheard: A guy striding down 36th Street, screaming, just now.
“IT’S SUNDAY!!!! THE BANKS ARE CLOSED!! [ …] Chase needs to compensate me financially for this. You’re going to make me look like a complete asshole.”
(Uh… buddy? Too late.)
i also saw this skit on a rerun yesterday. memories of better times.
- Amy Poehler: Anoosa - Anoosa, are you eating your lip gloss?
- Anoosa Rosenfeld: Huh? CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY!! [ laughs nervously as she eats the lip gloss ] So, girls, this year - when you sit down to your Thanksgiving dinner, of a Sweet-and-Low packet and a cigarette, just remember: MILLIONS of TEENAGERS like you go to bed HUNGRY EVERY NIGHT!! Shouldn't YOU be ONE of them?!
- Amy Poehler: Anoosa Rosenfeld, everyone.
- Anoosa Rosenfeld: GIRL POWER!!
- Amy Poehler: Oh. She's gotta go.
- Anoosa Rosenfeld: I'm so hungry!
- Amy Poehler: You're eating lip gloss.
- Anoosa Rosenfeld: I'm SO hungry!
- Amy Poehler: I understand.