June 2011
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Today's Worst New Bandname: USF (formerly...
You get to pick.
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"Team Poseurs Are Terrible, but leading your life... →
Real talk.
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Shitty rockist image macros that make fun of Fall...
That is all.
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"Seminal Rock Band BUSH To Play NYC's Bowery...
Today’s press-release subject line that made me snicker for multiple reasons.
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O Catbus! My Catbus!: Catbus' Three Point Plan On... →
Cannot express my love for Catbus enough. <3 <3 <3
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innajunglestylee replied to your video: You know what? Lloyd deserves to have the “Fuck…
Once again proving the way to internet fame is to make a video about cats. Wait, what?
!!!!!!!!!!!
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First person to bring me muscle relaxers and a clone wins today.
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"Although some people might be more vulnerable to... →
yeah i really hate those RACIST AND CLASSIST ILLEGAL NARCOTICS DON’T YOU
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okay so the lloyd/lil wayne/andre 3000 track is my... →
it’s very nsfw BUT YOU SHOULD LISTEN
andre 3000’s verses this year are just so fantastic
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"Like a vintage car, faces need a thorough...
uh…
also this is for PERMANENT MAKEUP WHICH EW GROSS
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Critical bias: Still holding out for that... →
Reviewed the Katy B mini-gig last night.
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It might be that women want to be amused while men want to be considered amusing. “I really should have two sites,” Kamin said. “Hemakesmelaugh.com and shelaughsatmyjokes.com.” (She bought both URLs.)
"straight women, who may not need an app to know...
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i am a third of a way through this new yorker...
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i had a lot to say about the pomplamoose show →
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thoughts spurred by spending a whole day watching...
• bob’s burgers makes me laugh so hard. i should really just watch an episode every day.
• seeing commercials for the a-list new york during absolutely fabulous makes me wonder just how many people didn’t (and still don’t) realize abfab was supposed to be satirical.
• i wish cynthia nixon had been on a long-running tv show that didn’t infuriate me. lady can act.
• oh but...
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FRIDAYS YOU GUYS →
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Restaurant Explosion in Astoria →
Um, I thought this meant something VERY DIFFERENT and was like, “wait, I didn’t hear anything…”
(neighborhoodr-astoria / thekillerchrist)
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therichgirlsareweeping replied to your post: I SERIOUSLY CAN’T WITH THIS KREAYSHAWN BULLSHIT
i’m trying not to apologize for thinking she’s great, but there’s a lot of peer pressure to trash her, and this bugs me a little.
OK, so here is the song that made me lose my mind a few minutes ago. I didn’t want to link (meta-enabling!) but I guess I should have.
Bad rapping, overbearing...
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I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WITH THIS KREAYSHAWN BULLSHIT
I JUST CAN’T
LIL MAMA COME BACK
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO G-CHILD? SHE COULD AT LEAST SPIT
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"Corn Pops also contain mono- and diglycerides,... →
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theinternetkeepsputtingmeinabadmood.com →
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saw sade last night →
what a great band. (AND YES THEY ARE A BAND)
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“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know...
– So I guess Katy Perry’s next record is going to be “political”?
I mean, I agree with her! Oh boy is today gonna be a doozy.
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in a world characterized by change and upheaval,...
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I wrote 1,800 words on Katy Perry's show. →
I could have probably written another 1,800, but, you know, I have to go to the office.
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CHOKE ON THE COT-TONNNNNN →
Inspired by the AV Club’s novelty songs list, I ran down some of the most memorable ha-ha tracks from the Z100 era. Bonus personal anecdote about my sheltered upbringing at the end!
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These songs hit #1 on Z100's Top 100 Songs from...
1983: The Police - “Every Breath You Take” 1984: Prince - “When Doves Cry” 1985: Wham! - “Careless Whisper” 1986: Patti LaBelle ft. Michael McDonald - “On My Own” 1987: Atlantic Starr - “Always” 1988: George Michael - “One More Try” 1989: Bon Jovi - “I’ll Be There for You” ...
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THE 98.7 KISS FM CRUISE WITH GINUWINE →
Ahem.
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Hey Tumblr: Is there any way to delete a photo...
Some shitty ecommerce merchant just left me picspam.
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Lady Gaga just can't win these days, can she? →
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Skylar Grey: Everything bad about pop music right... →
I think so. BUT PERHAPS YOU DISAGREE.
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IS A HORSE THE NEW FRISBEE???
The Five Most Exhilarating Nose Jobs!
The Sexy Secrets Behind “Put Shoe On Head” [PHOTOS] [GALLERY] [NSFW]
This Thing I Got An Email About Today Is The Next Great Thing I Got An Email About… Until The Next Time I Refresh My Inbox!
Ten Things You Never Expected To Read About A Subject You Don’t Care About!
VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA????
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more kelly →
on ‘miss independent,’ ‘iron man,’ and being 20 vs. being 36.
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STARTING FIGHTS ON SUNNY NIGHTS →
girlboymusic:
maura:
But really I want to know your (the?) answer
This sort of undercuts the post I had planned about how you can hate Sublime as much as you want, I’m gonna spend the summer with my bare feet propped up on my windowsill and “Santeria” on repeat, experiencing a happiness the likes of which you people with taste will never know.
Still true, though.
Hey, I’m just...