Most high-school sophomores don’t travel to Paris...
CAKE LIKE 4EVA →
"adding some extra ooze to any dish for just 69... →
online dating is a diabolic machine
I woke up thinking about the Gizmodo piece by that woman who went out on two dates with the Magic the Gathering champ then wrote about how she, like, couldn’t believe that he was such a dork and that he didn’t even mention that on his OKCupid profile. I guess one point in her favor is that she’s a bit less passive-aggressive than most dating columnists by naming the dude instead of giving...
"If this guy is so concerned about ROCK, why does... →
perpetua asks the important questions of our time.
My "don't read tech blogs" rule apparently should...
Looking forward to the inevitable “why these shallow bitches make you want to hate them” series (on multiple sites! why fuck with a successful formula!) that Gizmodo’s most recent bit of pageview bait will no doubt trigger.
wrote a vma postmortem. →
called kreayshawn a nitwit, hooray.
my friend who lives in LA gave me an iced blended... →
shout out to whoever tried to hack my facebook...
your clumsy password-retrieval attempt resulted in me getting four emails and a text message! WAY TO GO
here is the link to my vma liveblog →
please comment please please
meanwhile, this picture made my stomach churn. OH... →
i can't stop staring at the image on this story →
My VMA liveblog is a go for tonight.
i know you were all concerned.
langer replied to your post: Not to brag, but I’m kind of a genius for making coffee at midnight last night. wait, did you lose power or something? or did you just save yourself the trouble of making it in the morning? Saved myself the trouble mostly. Also, you know, I was worried I was going to lose power! Also I’m just in the mood to pat myself on the back right now.
Not to brag, but I'm kind of a genius for making...
It stayed warm thanks to the thermal carafe. GENIUS.
a bunch of cool people are doing the turntable... →
COME VISIT Y’ALL
What song would you put on a hurricane playlist?
jakec asked: Who would win in a four way battle royale between Brett Michaels, Vince Neil, Duff McKagan and Lars Ulrich? Which one would you rather have over for morning tea?
blancateli asked: Why do you think the Spanish-language to English-language crossover has been so difficult for most who have attempted? And do you think Ximena Sariñana can make it?
barthel asked: If you were to be a contestant on Jeopardy, what would your cool story be?
douglasmartini asked: What movie, if any, had the biggest hand in helping shape your worldview?
Anonymous asked: Ok so i am going into sophmore year of highschoo. I am 5"5 and weight 130. I am super super fit abs and everything but i still feel fat. What should i do
jonathanbogart asked: What's your dream social media platform?
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Anonymous asked: So who is this "Bort" person I keep hearing about?
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Anonymous asked: When is the last time you were in a limousine?
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Anonymous asked: Are you ready? Arrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuu reaaaaaaaaaaaady?
strippertweets asked: Don't you think us trading jobs for a week could be the basis of an awesome screenplay?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been in a fistfight?
novamatic asked: Pronunciation time! It is myruh, mora or mara?
rendit asked: What about the voice of Geddy Lee?
spinning-around asked: Are you nervous about being in the city during the hurricane?
Might as well open this up. →
as long as i have cable i'll be live-blogging the...
holy shit, siren dot jpeg →
two unreleased neutral milk hotel songs thanks joe!
10.0 Best Awl Comment →
I wonder if Airplane! is on Netflix Instant, since I probably won’t be leaving the house this weekend.
Not that I, or anyone, could tune out Zell’s “chief innovation officer” Lee...– Is there anything more dispiriting than being subjected to the musings of an executive who’s an idiot? No. No, there is not.
"One day major professional sports will return to...
WAIT DID I ALREADY MISS SEPTEMBER 2011?? DOES THIS MEAN I’M 37 ALREADY???
Convenient rule of thumb: Those people who... →
Critical bias: Jacob > [big gap] > Stefano > Naima... →