what?
29.10.09, 11.31
Good to know Jennifer Lopez still wants to be THE WORST PERSON EVER.
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28.10.09, 8.47
Gossip Cop, once again, rips off my steez.
Always the innovator, that guy.
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27.10.09, 15.08
How about Awerrible?
“incredterrible” and “awfulsome” are my two favorites. HT to Jon Solomon.
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@ 13.59
Cole Ortiz (Freddie Prinze Jr.), a former Marine who wants to follow in Jack Bauer’s footsteps, runs the division’s Field Operations.
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@ 13.52
Oh New York Post. Between this cover and you wearing out the “fat” page in your thesaurus while coming up with puns about that ex-ESPN employee, you’ve really been hitting it out of the park this week with your constant pandering to the sorts of people who made me hate living on Long Island.
(Side note on that Deadspin link: Wow have commenting standards gone down at GM or what? I could feel the mouth-breathing emanating from my monitor.)
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@ 7.54
“(And I’d always wondered what it would look like if stylish music videos were set to classic poetry. Now I know. I eagerly anticipate the MTV poem-video awards.”—
Slate on Levi’s commercials/ninth grade English classes
Somebody find Maggie Estep and we can have MTV Unplugged: Spoken Word II!
(Sorry, I had to cut the Kanye joke. And I would have if I was Stevenson’s editor, too — it’s sort of a tired trope at this point!)
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26.10.09, 11.07
Today’s spam that should be a song’s opening lyric.
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23.10.09, 17.30
Everybody on the Internet owes "Weird Al" a happy birthday.
Dude set the table for a lot. I’m just saying!
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@ 16.14
"Plus, she says, awkward situations, such a manager learning an employee was drunk at work, could arise."
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@ 14.39
benjamin bratt returning to 'law & order'!!!! ok just for one episode but still
Bratt, who vacated the mothership a decade ago, will shoot his one-episode comeback next month. I’m told the actor will figure heavily in a story involving S. Epatha Merkerson’s Van Buren.
(hey michael ausiello, her first name’s ANITA. if i was still copyediting you i’d have fixed that.)
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