i'm maura johnston. i edit maura magazine and write all over the place.
Is this real life?
i am seriously laughing too hard to make up a good quote.
“do you like my new haircut? i was going for a john the baptist look”
“I’m really into virginal birth. I’m writing my thesis on it.”
“You should read the minor prophets. I mean, Isaiah is cool and all that, but everyone reads him. Hosea is way more...
OH MY GOD THE COMMENTS IM CRYING
the father, son & holy ghost is the original triangle
yeah my friend was at that party where jesus turned the water into box wine, it was a real rager… jesus ended up naked...
Moses never sold out since he never actually got to the promised land a record contract
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