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hortenseg:

1. Musical collaboration on a song about the ups and downs of stage parents

2. Fight resulting in intense dance-off

3. Slumber parties wherein the two flip through their Disney scrapbooks

4. Become superhero duo called “The Blonde Squad”

5. Hilarious ABCFamily comedy

6. Fall in love in order to finally provide USWeekly with a reason to stop publishing stories about Jon Gosselin

7. They actually help each other keep their shit together due to experiencing similar issues at similar ages

8. All fucking hell breaks loose

9. They start commenting and writing things like, “Oh, look at Taylor Momsen, she thinks she’s so cute.”

10. It fades as soon as the flashbulbs do

11. Sam Ronson-aimed remake of “Womanizer” video

12. K-Fed / Michael Lohan bro-down / reality TV pilot

13. Matching red dye jobs

14. Charity remake of “Say Say Say,” with Ali playing the “Linda” role in the video

15. Mall stores across America *really* ramp up the leggings-stocking