thecatlantic-deactivated2013041 asked: What is your standard order from Taco Bell, if you have one? In the interest of full disclosure mine is two seven layer burritos and a medium mountain dew, though lately I have been also ordering a cheese rollup (as endorsed by biz).
Sadly, the Bell’s insistence on using INAUTHENTIC flour tortillas for everything means that I’m pretty shit out of luck when it comes to menu items that aren’t the nachos. Which I would eat if cheese didn’t also hit me like a ton of exhaustion-filled bricks these days. (The other day I ate something with a little bit of casein in it and I had to go to bed for three hours almost immediately afterward. It was four in the afternoon.) (Ugh sorry I know this is so boring. Imagine how boring it is to me!)
There was a time a few months back when the Bell near my parents had corn tortilla tacos, and I ate them with steak and they were pretty OK! Cheap too. And I got nachos back then because my own personal cheese disaster hadn’t started yet.