As the actual owner of ladybits, what you are seeing is inner-upper ass, not the flowery goods (and kudos to her waxer). No dis, as I am assuming you are a righteous geigh boy, but for the sake of your career in journalism, someone needs a pap (-arazzi, not smear) anatomy lesson, Brian.
— Words that not enough gossip sites live by. I know we’re in the post-fact era, but all of these “OMG UPSKIRT!!!!” pictures only reveal who has and hasn’t been within spitting distance of a piece of real female anatomy. Or at least a biology textbook! Sheesh.