village voice music editor, nyu adjunct, accidental blogging pioneer. i like loud music and room-temperature seltzer, and my dream job is to be chief fact-checker of the internet.
sciencevsromance said:
1. number of fingers on right hand (righties)
2. number of fingers on left hand (lefties)
3. avoids letterman’s copyright on top 10
4. mimics classic five-paragraph essay structure without style
5. …
6. profit