If I don’t have a dent in my head from all the facepalms I’m giving myself this year, I will be surprised. Shocked, even.

Justin Vernon! Tumblr’s Pay-Per-Post-It-Note revenue (?) model! The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fader! Junod! Klosterman! Del Rey! Komen! The list could go on but I’m about to start foaming at the mouth.