May 05 2008
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Yesterday’s Movie Trailer Reactions
OMG. JOSH. I SPENT ALL WEEKEND TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT TRAILER WAS THE FIRST IN THE PRE-IRON MAN REEL. You have seriously made my day. And yeah, fuck this guy, although I wish I lived near a drive-in so I could go see whatever movie this is there. (His movies are really good at drive-ins.)
The Happening
J: [upon seeing “M. Night Shyamalan*”] Fuck this guy.J: [notices with smug satisfaction that they skip his last two movies when reminding us what he’s directed]
J: [remembers fondly this joke about a movie about Helen Keller who can see dead people called “The Fourth Sense”]
J: [after the fifth or sixth scary loud noise] I’m exhausted.