village voice music editor, nyu adjunct, accidental blogging pioneer. i like loud music and room-temperature seltzer, and my dream job is to be chief fact-checker of the internet.You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
1. Bob-ombs.
2. “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance.
3. The women from How Clean Is Your House?, because after each zombie was killed they’d run over to the rotting corpses and hoot and act as if the stench emanating from them was the worst thing they’d ever experienced in their lives. (Runner-up: Det. Mike Logan, natch.)
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