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village voice music editor, nyu adjunct, accidental blogging pioneer. i like loud music and room-temperature seltzer, and my dream job is to be chief fact-checker of the internet.

"All of a sudden a freaking zebra comes running down the street like a car. Five or six police cars were in hot pursuit. And a bunch of officers on foot. But then I got scared, thinking … what else is loose?"

funny ha AGHGHGHHHH

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Ah, yes… This is all as I predicted just over a week ago.
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Man, I was in Atlanta yesterday. That would have been quite the sight.
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This quote is beautiful (75% serious, 100% sincere)
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