naming blogs is easy — "This is a story about a boy," she said. "A guy I was going out with—and he was great, he really was . . . great in bed. Until one day, we ran into a little problem. I decided it was sexytime"—here, she grabbed her crotch—"and that I was gonna take him to the bone zone. But he wanted to talk! The fucker wanted to talk. So I did the only respectable thing; I got rid of him and wrote a song about it."

23 August 2011
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- things i did
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"This is a story about a boy," she said. "A guy I was going out with—and he was great, he really was . . . great in bed. Until one day, we ran into a little problem. I decided it was sexytime"—here, she grabbed her crotch—"and that I was gonna take him to the bone zone. But he wanted to talk! The fucker wanted to talk. So I did the only respectable thing; I got rid of him and wrote a song about it." →

Ke$ha gives a lap dance.

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Bedroom Problems & Ke$ha have a lot in common.
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