And I thought, since I’m really tired of bios for bands,” he says, “wouldn’t it be great just to tell Chuck to write whatever the hell he wanted as a bio for the band? So I wrote him an email and I said, ‘Chuck, would you do a bio for Delicate Steve? You don’t have to talk to the band and you don’t even have to hear the record.’ He wrote me back: ‘I don’t do bios.’ And then, 2 minutes later, he wrote back again: ‘Wait a minute. Do you mean I don’t have to talk to the band or listen to the record? That’s AWESOME! OK, I’ll do it!’
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