1. I miss all of New York’s old department stores.

  2. “You also get Huey Lewis and the News!”

  3. breaking: madonna still can't act in non-music-video settings →

  4. “skim milk.”

  5. Luckily the Sears ad that uses a ripoff of Jellybean’s “The Mexican” comes only about 20 seconds after the end of the C&C Music Factory Coke commercial. Pop music!!

    (Also, lol Hudson Hawk)