1. "Someone read the message you left on emotionalbagcheck.com and suggested you listen to the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy", by Bob Marley" →

    The perils of community tagging.

  2. “One day major professional sports will return to Brooklyn. One day is now. Be there when the Barclays Center opens in September 2012…”

    WAIT DID I ALREADY MISS SEPTEMBER 2011?? DOES THIS MEAN I’M 37 ALREADY???

  3. In this one great paper, maybe we’ve reached the ultimate goal of the entire women’s movement, which is to make it utterly normal for women to be everywhere, including the top.

    — Oh Gail Collins, I love you but… no. Just no.

  4. glad to see the internet wants yet another Summer Of Death →

  5. "Maybe you can, like, trace the Aerosmith logo, and make the font look sorta like that? Just thinking out loud here."  →

  6. K∆┼Y PΞΓΓY |S ┼ΓY|NG ┼☼ BΞ ∆LL W|┼CH H☼USΞ ∆ND S┼UFF →

    facepalm

  7. don't freak out, but britney spears apparently doesn't update her own web site. →

  8. "'The Ivory Queen of Soul' was not one of Teena Marie's better known nicknames — she was more often called 'Lady T' — but it was picked up and bandied about by several media outlets, and suddenly the online world, especially Twitter, was abuzz with the rumor that Aretha Franklin had died." →

    R.I.P. reading comprehension