1. chicken little as visionary →

  2. I’m sure Next Media Animation is greasing the Idiocracy slope but man does it make me cackle sometimes.

    I’m sure Next Media Animation is greasing the Idiocracy slope but man does it make me cackle sometimes.

  3. Overtreating the symptoms to force a cure, or, more on Groupon

    The smart shorterexcerpts has a theory about why stock-market types are super-into coupon sites right now:

    A more serious, and distressing theory as to all the coupon sites’ popularity:
    The recession is worse than most in the political media (and certainly most politicians) wish to admit, but retailers are struggling, big-time.
    So anything that will get people to spend money is getting investment cash thrown at it.

    I think there’s something to this! I don’t know how many readers of mine subscribe to retailers’ mailing lists, but I’ve noticed quite a surge in “deal of the day” emails from the likes of LOFT and the Gap this year—like, every day there’s either a “bunch of stuff for $10” or “25% off everything” email. It started seeming sorta desperate sometime around March, and now it’s just sad. But it also parallels the rise in dollar stores, discount stores, outlet malls, and the like. Do people now have to feel like they’re getting a bargain in order to part with their money? Will the increased volume of purchases make up for the lost markups from wholesale to retail? (My gut answer for that last question is “nuh-uh.”)

    (And how does this speak to Kreayshawn’s “Gucci Gucci”? Is the assumption there that the “basic bitches” are either getting their brand-name items at a discount or buying those items that are the lowest-end branded offerings—glasses, keychains, etc?)

  4. no seriously but this groupon thing

    i really don’t get why EMAIL COUPONING PLUS POORLY EMPLOYED PSEUDOSURREALISTIC HUMOR is being seen as a business model that’s worth loads of money. eventually someone gets left holding the bag. is this supposed to be some sort of giant metaphor where the businesses who ill-advisedly sign up to participate in groupon deals (and have to deal with various financial/customer service headaches at deal’s end) symbolize the people who ill-advisedly buy groupon stock high (and are stuck with worthless shares once this idiotic bubble inevitably pops)?

  5. this piece neatly encapsulates the problem with 'objectivity,' particularly as it relates to business journalism →

    to wit:

    “We’re not at all concerned any competitor is going to come in and start writing like us,” says Mr. With. “They try but fall flat.” (Living Social declined to comment.) In other words, words will save Groupon. Many more words. Mere words.

    surely there were MANY EDITORS EVERYWHERE who could have challenged the point of groupon’s “voice” being, i don’t know, any good at all?

  6. So Groupon's bubblicious success is due in large part to its ability to play on idiots, huh? →

    suckers, minutes, etc.