1. “I am officially dedicating my new video to #itgetsbetter, because everyone has the spark to be a FIREWORK.” It gets better … especially if you seriously can’t stop seeing certain media-whorey celebrities’ #itgetsbetter pile-on as a more absurdist version of the Heathers teenage suicide pile-on. (image via Crushable)

    “I am officially dedicating my new video to #itgetsbetter, because everyone has the spark to be a FIREWORK.”

    It gets better … especially if you seriously can’t stop seeing certain media-whorey celebrities’ #itgetsbetter pile-on as a more absurdist version of the Heathers teenage suicide pile-on.

    (image via Crushable)

  2. when i read that katy perry would be headlining this year’s ‘support the troops’ installment of vh1 divas, my mind flashed to this scene from the ‘south park’ movie.

  3. dear katy perry: YOU ARE NOT ROBYN SO STOP TRYING →

    an ONTD commenter sums it up: “I cannot with this basic ho.”

  4. katy perry's reign of terror will not end :( →

    so excited for bronx beat’s return. and then… ugh.

    “and people say she’s just a pair of tits.”

    (if only, because then she wouldn’t be singing)

  5. If only we knew what we were in for back in 2008.  →

    God, it seems like she’s been around (in her current “hey look I am edgy and also BOOBS” form, anyway) for so much longer than two years. Ugh!

  6. "Perry’s notion of how teenage girls behave – or what they want from their pop music – is pretty depressing. It shares a lot in common with the major-label executive who once said he signed Britney Spears so he could market her not just to the overdriven libidos of adolescents but to the dirty imaginations of older men." →

    - Greg Kot.

  7. Asked if she ever regretted not finishing school, she said: “No, because spell-check exists everywhere.” →

    lol katy perry is so FREE and FUN and WACKY you guys

    *shoots self in head*

  8. Pop Off: He Raps, She Sings. Does It Still Count As A Duet? →

    Jay and me on the death of the duet.