might have to drop the twitter mic after this
i'm maura johnston. i edit maura magazine and write all over the place.
last night while waiting to drop off my prescriptions i was confronted with the parfums de coeur display. the designer imposters line is now hawking knockoffs of scents by gwen stefani and victoria’s secret. and i thought to myself, ‘wouldn’t it be smart of this company to bring back its clones of poison and giorgio?’ (this is in part because i am going to a ’90s-themed birthday party this afternoon.)
well, it looks like some of those old fragrances are still available—and primo! is still a best-seller! miss u, though, poison knockoff.
I’m watching a Janeane Garofalo comedy special from 1997 and getting REALLY EMOTIONAL, you guys.