1. i thought the village voice's official position was more "eye-rolly bemusement" than "outrage" but then i guess i expect a lot from my tossed-off cultural references →

  2. the snooki drop is BACK ON, and now i have 'hamster in a piano' stuck in my head. →

    “I’m gonna be like a friggin’ hamster,” the reality starlet told USA TODAY’s Cindy Clark in an interview today in New York.

    snooki on a piano

    snooki on a piano

    snooki on a piano

    eatin’ pickles on a piano