1. i woke up with an ocular migraine and then i read this, which almost gave me a stroke.  →

    In the end, the Internet will always tell you what you need to know because it is a digital extension of the world writ large, and out there, as in here, the greatest story will always be retold.

    FUCKING SERIOUSLY? ??? FSDFKSdfsdfklasf;sfjsa;fk