1. The Girl With The Most Cake

    Matthew Perpetua: Yesterday I went to this 90s themed music critic party.
    Chris Conroy: Oh my God. That is basically the equivalent of those masked coke orgies you always assume politicians are having, but for media people.
    Matthew Perpetua: Someone made Daphne and Amy a cake shaped like Courtney Love in the "Miss World" video, and instead of singing "Happy Birthday," we all sang "Doll Parts."
    Chris Conroy:
    DYING
    DYING
    DYING