i'm maura johnston. i edit maura magazine and write all over the place.
Why on earth would I have a sex dream about PITBULL, of all people. Why.
(It was a victory lap, of sorts, after I took to the stage at Madison Square Garden to sing “Home Sweet Home” — a bait and switch by the band, as I was supposed to sing another big ballad. And I nailed it anyway. Also Jane Pratt was at a shop down the street and she was very messy with her used tampons.)
FLO RIDA DOES THE BRENDA RUSSELL-SAMPLING SONG THAT I HEARD IN THE NAIL PLACE YESTERDAY????
Christ I am old.
Well now I know why every woman who thinks that she knows how to colorblock is starting a “look at my closet” blog. JESUS CHRIST
(via chris)
Sure.
Just last week I had the chance to meet up with Sparah aka Sarah Carroll and Spencer Falls, the world’s first manufactured celebrity couple … The couple want to dispel the rampant rumors that they’re a fake celebrity couple, but in fact the two are actually dating now… the chemistry between these two hotties (she’s gorgeous and he’s adorable with his New Zealand accent) in the room was super tangible, you could have easily cut it with a knife.
— I swear to god this sounds like a subplot for some dystopian rom-com
