but some of you may be interested to know that yes, mötley crüe did play ‘don’t go away mad (just go away)’ tonight.
(vince didn’t seem to have much of a handle on all of the lyrics.)
There had better be unfrosted ones in stock is all I’m saying.
“It’s a combination of the foot fetish with the all-American car fetish,” says sexologist Dr. Susan Block, who has been featured on HBO’s Real Sex and Cathouse and has pumped her fair share of pedals. “The basic kinetic movement is a masturbatory motion: the muscles releasing and contracting as the foot rubs repetitively against a phallic symbol, which is the gas pedal. Men think of themselves as cars. The ‘vroom’ of the engine reminds them of their own libidos being revved up by this hot woman.”
And back before Usher came a-callin’ she “prayed that God would use her son as a modern Prophet Samuel, a voice to his generation.”
Or a “bourbon-flavored glaze” that does not contain alcohol.
Where, might you ask? Why, at the BK Whopper Bar. “Sandwiches are built to order by an expert ‘WHOPPER®-ista’ from the WHOPPER® Topper, a visible toppings theater that allows guests to choose from favorites like A.1.® Thick & Hearty steak sauce, smoked bacon, Angry onions and guacamole.”
Even the Chipmunks have to resort to deep discounting. And covering “I Gotta Feeling,” thus extending that song’s shelf life by about 18 more months!